What’s your best physical feature?
That’s a funny question to answer without feeling vain. But I’ll answer it anyways because it’s funny.
The answer is…….my legs.
I’m short. And my legs are short.
But ever since I’ve been a kid, they’ve been muscular. In heels, my legs look longer and actually normal looking. But typically my legs just look…well, short.
My legs make me look athletic because my calves are muscular. In high school, I ran track for one year and I actually think they took pity on me because I was terrible! And Sloooooooooowwwwww. My track coach affectionately (I think) called me “Stumpy.” My legs give me the appearance of agility and speed, but in reality I am clumsy and agile. I can climb and jump up and down like a little spider monkey, but that’s about as good as it gets.
So there you have it. My best physical feature: Short, muscular, legs.